How awesome is my girlfriend's dog?

Chloe is pretty swell, what can I say? She absolutely hatez most people, and dogs, and people with dogs, or without dogs... but she likes me and allows Emily to hang out with me. She somehow wakes up even cuter every morning, which defies all known laws of cuteness as I understand them. She sounds positively adorable, even though she often makes a lot of very alarming statements and views. She heard Donald Trump saying something about eating the dogs and the cats, and I'm pretty sure that radicalized her a little bit, as she is a big fan of eating all of the other dogs and cats.

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Better than Emily...