Gold Level Girlfriend Membership

Congratulations on joining this semi-exclusive club. You're hard work and commitment at the Silver Level has earned you this prestigious honor.

Gold Level

Welcome to the exclusive club where luck meets luxury.

Unlimited Back/Foot Rubs

A cozy room with a plush chair and a professional foot massage setup.

Unlimited on-demand back/foot rubs, gentle and soothing. Mildly erotic.

A warm blanket draped over a couch inviting for cuddles.

A phone screen showing a shared emergency contact list.

Complimentary Cuddles

Optimum snuggle time with guaranteed warm blankets.

Mutual emergency contact access for peace of mind, reduced chance of "pulling the plug."

Emergency Phone Contact

Social Media Acknowledgement

Tastefully tagged posts, emoji reacts, supportive comments.

Home Door Unlock Code Renewal

Private, exclusive code of your choice. (Like 1775 for instance) No time restrictions.

Seasonal Gifts/Treats

Birthday, holidays. Abides by gender based cultural norms.

VIP Customer Service

Active listening face employed, apologies even when right, conflict resolution bot available.

"Most Preferred" Date Scheduling

Priority Member Access

Your time/attention requests supercede our valued Silver & Bronze Members.

On demand. Just give me a few minutes...

Welcome to Gold Level Girlfriend Membership! Provided by Mr. Baker, Ltd.

These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of the Mr. Baker, Ltd. membership card, website, and all other services provided by Mr. Baker, Ltd. employed herein.

By accessing this website, we assume you accept these terms and conditions. Do not continue to use the Gold Level Girlfriend Membership card if you do not agree to take all of the terms and conditions stated on this page.

Conditions:

- All perks apply to consenting adults in a mutually respectful relationship.

- Boundaries are honored; consent is will be taken under advisement.

- Membership is non-transferable and offers no cash value unless approved by Mr. Baker, Ltd.

- Renewals are not automatic, to be reviewed at the Girlfriend Annual Performance review, or "G.A.P. Review."

- Mr. Baker reserves the right to verify cuddle competency at any time.

- Membership acceptance implies a renewed Name, Image and Likeness license for the exclusive use of Mr. Baker, Ltd.

Terms of Membership

Gold Level is more than perks — it’s prioritized presence, playful partnership, and clearly labeled foot-rub scheduling. Ready to upgrade?

Gold Level Club

Exclusive perks await our lucky members. Ready to apply?

Happy Anniversary Emily!

LOVE BOMB! Mic Drop.

-Chris Baker

Interested in being Chris's next girlfriend?