Logan Seagull Palmer 90-Day "Anniversary Video"
Long story, but I tried to get Jake Gyllenhaal to make a video for Emily as a reference to her rejecting a Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal in Kansas City on Match.com, but he wasn't available. I then thought I'd pretend to confuse him with Freddie Prinz Jr. on Cameo who was available, but he waited a full seven days and then cancelled my booking. So I got Logan Seagull Palmer (of Bachelorette fame, a show Emily is fond of) to save the day and asked him to make fun of me a bit for having to scramble at midnight the night before our planned dinner.
So Logan and I, we have a bit of a history.
Enjoy
Happy Anniversary Emily!
LOVE BOMB! Mic Drop.
-Chris Baker
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