My current girlfriend is: Emily Ann

Who we is?

Emily is not just beautiful; she embodies kindness, intelligence, and humor. Her caring nature and fun spirit make every moment together unforgettable. I'm grateful to share my life with such an incredible woman. -A.I. Bot

Meet Emily Ann

About Chris Baker

Who am I? I'm just the lucky bastard that gets to own her name and likeness rights for silly things like this web page. I think so anyway, I haven't really asked her but I don't think I have to. I'm pretty sure it says so in the Bible.

Current Status: Taken

Applications are currently closed. Please consider joining the waiting list below if you would like to be considered in the next round.

All about Chris

Who is this guy? A true All-American male, that's who. A man of legend some say, from whence he came, nobody knows.

All about Emily

A warrior woman of myth and magic. She has the power to immediately erase any man's thoughts from his mind and bend him to her will.

Emily? Hhhmmm... Wait, you mean Wednesday? Oh yeah, she's super chill. Ya gotta have one of those sometimes, ya know? She doesn't even mind sharing me with my wife, I think she even thinks it's cute!

Yeah... Amelia is perfect side-ch... "girlfriend" material.

Chris Baker

She totally missed out. I offered her my home, an opportunity to avoid her family, quit her "job" to stay home with my children, and all in just two months! Who walks away from that offer?

Super hot though...

Emily's Ex-Boyfriend

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